I know I'm in my own world... it's okay, they know me here

*Jasper sits with his head propped up on the sofa arm staring at me*
Me: What do you want?
Jasper: To be preferred to that soulless hunk of machinery and computer chips in your lap, to have some of the warmth and affection that you lavish on it for hours on end while I sit here lonely and sob my little doggy eyes out.
Me: *ZOMG THE GUILT*

*later*
Me: Okay, okay, I'll play with you!
Jasper: *lick lick*
Me: Okay, so you've been eating the guinea pig poo again.
Jasper: Bored of you now. *runs away*

SUCH IS MY LIFE.

BTW - Can ANYONE tell me where I have to go to change the title of my lj? I don't actually want to but I can't find it ANYWHERE and I have looked EVERYWHERE and it is driving me INSANE. Thank you.

ETA: Found the journal titling thing. Turns out that their jigging things around has temporarily meant you have to go this random far-off place that is hard to get to. All is well :)

ionaonie wins the super secret special prize for giving me a line for John to be saying in the icon! This means, Iona, that you get to choose a fandom and maybe a pairing and I'll make you a lovely icon using my l33t skillz. If you want to choose a picture, that's fine too :) (Or you can opt out and choose chocolate, but it would probably get stolen in the post.)

The icon with Iona's slogan:



Went to see Little Britain Live last night - it was funnier than I expected, actually, really good. It was funniest, of course, when they wandered away from the script and randomly riffed off each other - Matt Lucas is really bad, apparently, at not laughing during the show. Also, when they were doing the 'Margaret! Margaret!' shopkeeper sketch, someone in the audience waited for a moment and then shouted 'Yes?', in a really good impression, and made everyone laugh. A guy who was apparently 15 but looked much older got molested by David Walliams (which was really funny, and he was laughing too, and they gave him goodies, so it was okay.) Also David Walliams was basically naked on stage at one point, which was rather surprising!

Jasper is still away at the Carter's house (who looked after him for the night) and I miss him. He was really confused and upset when we left him there and I feel bad TT-TT