Conversations with my Dog
Jun. 8th, 2006 08:12 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tahariel*Jasper sits with his head propped up on the sofa arm staring at me*
Me: What do you want?
Jasper: To be preferred to that soulless hunk of machinery and computer chips in your lap, to have some of the warmth and affection that you lavish on it for hours on end while I sit here lonely and sob my little doggy eyes out.
Me: *ZOMG THE GUILT*
*later*
Me: Okay, okay, I'll play with you!
Jasper: *lick lick*
Me: Okay, so you've been eating the guinea pig poo again.
Jasper: Bored of you now. *runs away*
SUCH IS MY LIFE.
BTW - Can ANYONE tell me where I have to go to change the title of my lj? I don't actually want to but I can't find it ANYWHERE and I have looked EVERYWHERE and it is driving me INSANE. Thank you.
ETA: Found the journal titling thing. Turns out that their jigging things around has temporarily meant you have to go this random far-off place that is hard to get to. All is well :)
Me: What do you want?
Jasper: To be preferred to that soulless hunk of machinery and computer chips in your lap, to have some of the warmth and affection that you lavish on it for hours on end while I sit here lonely and sob my little doggy eyes out.
Me: *ZOMG THE GUILT*
*later*
Me: Okay, okay, I'll play with you!
Jasper: *lick lick*
Me: Okay, so you've been eating the guinea pig poo again.
Jasper: Bored of you now. *runs away*
SUCH IS MY LIFE.
BTW - Can ANYONE tell me where I have to go to change the title of my lj? I don't actually want to but I can't find it ANYWHERE and I have looked EVERYWHERE and it is driving me INSANE. Thank you.
ETA: Found the journal titling thing. Turns out that their jigging things around has temporarily meant you have to go this random far-off place that is hard to get to. All is well :)
