I know I'm in my own world... it's okay, they know me here

Random online dating guy: Your pictures are hard to see. What would you say is your best asset?

Me: My right fist. Want a closer look?


In other news, today I was going over my flist cutting old comms I no longer care about when I suddenly realised that a guy I had an almost-thing with years ago still has me friended and can see my public posts and technically could have been life-stalking me all this time. AWKWARD. I don't want to have to flock or filter all my posts, though, so I guess I'm just going to have to get on with business as usual and pray to god his journal is as dead as it looks.

OMG WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE I DON'T EVEN

(found on gigantic's lj)

I've been off work this week which has been lovely. Not only have I had lots of sleep but I have avoided being responsible and grown-up and done a lot of watching TV shows and read books.

This one book in particular you will be interested in, my loves, and I know you will be interested in it because it is called 'The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty: The Erotic Adventures of Sleeping Beauty' and is all about how Prince Charming finds her asleep in her castle, has sex with her unconscious (virgin) body to wake her up then takes her as his BDSM love slave back to his castle where lots of princes and princesses are kept constantly naked as BDSM love slaves and tormented, because apparently this makes you a better ruler. How this works is yet to be explained.

It's one of those books that: a) has to be read to be believed and b) you keep reading even though it seems Anne Rice is really, really into spanking.

( Like REALLY. )



I am so tempted to buy volume two you have no idea, mostly because I am a bit sick in the head.


In other news, I am going to try to restart doing a rec for you guys every day, if people would be into that? Here's the first of them anyway!

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For those who love witty banter and crazy hijinks and dragons, this fic is for you! A fantastic fusion of Generation Kill with naominovik's Temeraire series, focussing on Ray and Brad. You don't have to have seen GK to read this fic, or in fact have read Temeraire, though as both are awesome you totally should. Really this fic's main strength is the wonderful characterisation of Ray, who has such potential to be irritating but is instead terribly endearing; also the skill with which the prose is written and the description used is so on-period for the Napoleonic era despite using characters who are quintessentially modern in their outlooks and syntax. Seriously, this is good. Read it!


Carrying Dangerous Goods by novembersmith. Summary: From the Signal Code of the Royal Navy and His Majesty's Aerial Corps: B, or Bravo -- I am taking in, or discharging, or carrying dangerous goods.


Tags: generationkill, temeraire, brad/ray, slash, fic, au, crossover, fusion, crossover:generationkill, crossover:temeraire, fusion:temeraire, a:novembersmith

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Just found this when looking at old scans_daily entries:



*cue porn music*





ETA: And also this. Come on, you know you wanna look.

While reading Harry Potter doujinshi:

Amy: Oh my God, Harry, how have you not been raped up the ass already?!?!