tahariel | Entries tagged with conspiracy!

HA HA WE WON AND ECUADOR LOST. That's really the summary of what I'd like to say.

Also, to add to the growing conspiracy against me:

1. They sent a SHRINKING T-SHIRT to crush my ribcage in Bay Trading Co., until I was forced to admit defeat and ask a complete stranger to help me get out because I was stuck. And it had looked nice on, too, dagnabbit.
2. They sent an ATTACK MOTH against me to make me squeal like a little girl and wave my arms around in a manner that would make me look crazy to people who weren't close enough to see the attack moth. It was a BIG moth, too!

Will be posting new batch of icons soon. I'd like to know, actually - do any of you even look at them? Because if not, I'd rather know than keep posting them for no reason.

CONSPIRACY!!!

I will lead you to this conclusion by following my own thought processes.

First there was the bug in my laptop. An actual insect, crawling around behind the glass of poor Loretta. (Side note: I don't want it to DIE inside my laptop! That would be really gross!) Admittedly, a tiny little insect that kinda looked like this line, -, but still. Only now it has disappeared.

And then there was the mysterious bruise-pain-without-a-bruise on my knee. Which suggested to me that maybe... someone in injecting me in the kneecap with drugs while I'm asleep!

Which would mean that the insect is in fact a fiendishly clever computer program to drive me nuts thinking there's a bug under my laptop screen!

Which means CONSPIRACY! (Does that translate to 'with piracy', or something, in latin? Sudden thought.) And now you are all sitting at home or wherever in South America