I know I'm in my own world... it's okay, they know me here

Sometimes I enjoy watching football, but not often. I sat down to watch the match that's going on right now and was bored after three minutes had gone by. So, maybe not so much with the watching today. I'll shout 'yay!' if we score, though.

LATER: So we won. Yaaay! But let's just say that it wasn't our most inspiring performance and leave it at that, huh?

Me and me Mum and me Dad and me Gran
Went off to Waterloo...
Me and me Mum and me Dad and me Gran
And a bucket of vindaloo!
(Na na na, na na na, na na na na na na na na)

Come on England!

My sister: You don't even like football!
Me: I don't see the point unless you're proving that your country is better than somebody else's. But not in a 'die, you froggy scum' kinda way.

So, I'm a patriot. I like it when we're good at things. I'm wearing an 'England 66' t-shirt right now. I think that England has lost a lot of that because of how successful our culture has been all over the world - in practically every country, the English smart dress code of the suit is worn for important occasions; our language is the most used in the world; everyone is interested in our monarchy. We've basically passively-aggressively taken over the world, and lost our national identity in the process because everyone else has become just like us. Which, you know, kinda sucks a bit. Except for the part where we rule.