Fuck you, Apple, and the iHorse you rode in on.

So apparently by agreeing to update my software version to iOS5 this means you will delete all of my apps and then NOT PUT THEM BACK ON, so I have to try and sync them with my laptop but my laptop has not synced all of them to it for some unquantifiable reason, so now I am playing detective trying to remember WHAT THE HELL I HAD BEFORE.

THANKS A LOT.
#apple, #ios5 #die in a fire #iphone #iphone wherefore art thou

Teen Wolf / iOS5 poem

New iPhone OS
I blame you for
Embarrassing me
And
Letting me send that text to my Dad.

I never sent accidental texts before.
You fucked up all my apps and
Told me you didn’t work and
Gave me a heart attack
Then worked the second time
Just to rub it in.

He doesn’t want to know how
Much I love Teen Wolf and
That I wish Derek was the alpha and
Bossed Scott around
Instead of this bullshit terminology
That could have been cleared up by
Using a dictionary or
Asking an eight-year-old.

New iPhone OS
When I am dying of embarrassment
I want you to know
It was your fault.
(Teen Wolf rules.)



Note: I have only seen up to ep 3, but apparently this is enough Teen Wolf to cause a wrongly-directed text messaging incident.