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If you were a sexy mercenary/bounty hunter / badass, why would you long-term hijack a dragonbird and its hot female pilot/messenger? And also accidentally bind yourselves together so you can't separate by more than 300 yards?

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All the weird kids know how to take it slow

OKAY. In an attempt to break free of this slump I am having, I am going to list for you some of my cracky fic ideas!

Hawaii Five-O: What if Steve just LEFT HIS HOUSE ALL SHOT UP and every time Danny goes over, he is like 'this place is a wreck!' and Steve just shrugs and says he has lived in worse places, and just walks around the bloodstains and uses the bulletholes to keep things in?

Hawaii Five-O: Steve is RoboCop. 'Nuff said.

Star Trek XI: New Adventures of Superman AU where Spock is Superman and Kirk is Lois Lane, and they do that whole cheesy thing where they fly above the clouds and have "romantic" conversations (SHUT UP I LOVE THAT STUPID SHOW OKAY)

Star Trek XI: Spock cuts his hair an eighth of an inch shorter and is upset when nobody notices, because the cutting of the hair seems to be a really important human ritual and they are EXCLUDING HIM.


THIS IS WHY I NEVER WRITE FIC YOU GUYS IT WOULD ALL BE LIKE THIS.


( Whining about the slump I am having today, you don't have to read this part. )

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C.S. Lewis never really put a lot of time into what life was like on this side of the wardrobe, and though I love the books dearly in many ways I think that's a shame, when doing so produces something like this fic. burntcopper keeps each Pevensie perfectly in-character, but projects onto them and into them the way they might grow up, having grown up once already. Well worth reading.


Putting the Natives at Ease by burntcopper. Extract: Everyone's children came back from the country changed. They were older, for a start. Some of them were wilder, some had no manners, some had been turned into country children with not a trace of London in them, complete with accent. The Tovey twins had come back well-behaved and with a strong work ethic, and wasn't that a surprise, considering the little louts they had been. The Pevensie children, though, came back... odd.


Tags: narnia, gen, fic, outsidepov, a:burntcopper

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