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A Sting in the Tale
Aug. 11th, 2007 09:09 pmLast night, after spraying my room liberally with RAID having had a night full of mosquito-fear on Thursday, my sister found a little scorpion sitting outside of my bedroom door. Seriously, this was pretty much how it went down:
Scorpion: Mees Goodwill? Ah 'ave come to KEEL YOU.
Amy: JESUS CHRIST IT'S ALION SCORPION GET IN THE CAR!
My sister can claim otherwise all she likes, BUT SHE WAS FREAKED TOO, OKAY? I ended up going to get the dustpan and brush to escort him out. I totally wore shoes to save my precious toes. (Apparently, the south of France is full of little scorpions, and their sting is no worse than a wasp sting, but I have certain mental associations that I cling to with fervour!)
ANYWAYS, we drove for like NINE HOURS today, with a solid twelve hours from start 'til finish, and I'm in a hotel now to sleep the night before coming back on the Eurotunnel tomorrow morning. And there is free wireless (hurrah!) And also,
YAY! You know what this means... smut!
Scorpion: Mees Goodwill? Ah 'ave come to KEEL YOU.
Amy: JESUS CHRIST IT'S A
My sister can claim otherwise all she likes, BUT SHE WAS FREAKED TOO, OKAY? I ended up going to get the dustpan and brush to escort him out. I totally wore shoes to save my precious toes. (Apparently, the south of France is full of little scorpions, and their sting is no worse than a wasp sting, but I have certain mental associations that I cling to with fervour!)
ANYWAYS, we drove for like NINE HOURS today, with a solid twelve hours from start 'til finish, and I'm in a hotel now to sleep the night before coming back on the Eurotunnel tomorrow morning. And there is free wireless (hurrah!) And also,
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YAY! You know what this means... smut!
