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CONSTANT VIGILANCE!
Jun. 24th, 2006 09:30 amCONSPIRACY!!!
I will lead you to this conclusion by following my own thought processes.
First there was the bug in my laptop. An actual insect, crawling around behind the glass of poor Loretta. (Side note: I don't want it to DIE inside my laptop! That would be really gross!) Admittedly, a tiny little insect that kinda looked like this line, -, but still. Only now it has disappeared.
And then there was the mysterious bruise-pain-without-a-bruise on my knee. Which suggested to me that maybe... someone in injecting me in the kneecap with drugs while I'm asleep!
Which would mean that the insect is in fact a fiendishly clever computer program to drive me nuts thinking there's a bug under my laptop screen!
Which means CONSPIRACY! (Does that translate to 'with piracy', or something, in latin? Sudden thought.) And now you are all sitting at home or wherever in South America![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
pobbit is at the moment going "..."
I will lead you to this conclusion by following my own thought processes.
First there was the bug in my laptop. An actual insect, crawling around behind the glass of poor Loretta. (Side note: I don't want it to DIE inside my laptop! That would be really gross!) Admittedly, a tiny little insect that kinda looked like this line, -, but still. Only now it has disappeared.
And then there was the mysterious bruise-pain-without-a-bruise on my knee. Which suggested to me that maybe... someone in injecting me in the kneecap with drugs while I'm asleep!
Which would mean that the insect is in fact a fiendishly clever computer program to drive me nuts thinking there's a bug under my laptop screen!
Which means CONSPIRACY! (Does that translate to 'with piracy', or something, in latin? Sudden thought.) And now you are all sitting at home or wherever in South America
pobbit is at the moment going "..."
