'Oh Shit Where's My _____' day becomes D-Day

[tahariel]

So tomorrow I go to Liverpool :D

It's not very scary right now because I am probably repressing, but I'm sure it will be tomorrow. It'll take me a day or two maybe to set up my internet, depending. So that's where I'll have disappeared to :)

I was going to do a big long post about my departure but then my Dad and sister told me this truly hilarious piece of gossip that those of you who went to school with me are going to love (hopefully you haven't heard it already. If you did, why didn't you tell me?!?!)

My Dad points out that I have to say alleged and stuff to avoid libel, just in case, so here we go:

As you may remember, Headmistress Mrs Winter left the school last year because of 'personal issues'. I have now heard that allegedly, this is in fact because she was allegedly found in flagrante delicto with Miss Gompertz in the Sports Cupboard.

*dramatic pause while you register what I just wrote*

!!!!11!!!1!1!1!!1!!11!

I so want to know if it was a teacher or a pupil who found them...

Comments

[pudding-dragon.livejournal.com]

That was old old gossip. and it's not true apparently. sad, but yeah.

[pobbit.livejournal.com]

If it is not true then what is the real reason? Hmm.

[tahariel.livejournal.com]

IT TOTALLY IS TRUE. REALLY TOTALLY. Because otherwise life has no deeper meaning. (Alleged alleged alleged.) And if it's such old news, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?