Congrats on breaking your car-accident cherry quietly and with little incident! I've not collided with anyone yet, but I had an argument with a piece of concrete and burst a tyre, someone had an argument with my car while I was away from it, and I've been in a car accident on a motorway, but I wasn't driving. Just in the passenger seat.

That's a nasty bit of road anyway.

Also, damn those travellers. Will absolutely not call them gypsies, as real gypsies are honest people, for the most part.